Cool Guy 2 lyrics

Song information

Artist: Adam Sandler
Album: Stan And Judy's Kid

Lyrics

-{The sounds of waves crashing}-

Sean: this is quite the chill night. kicking back on the beach with a fine girl such as yourself

Girl #2: yeah, the waves are so calming

Sean: so, is your body. looking like michaelangelo made you or some shit

Girl #2: thanks sean, that's so sweet

-{Sean presses 'play' button on tape player}-

Sean: let's see what's going on under this velvet top of yours

Girl #2: uh-oh

Sean: oh calming, your coming off strong with some beautiful waves of your own there, baby

Girl #2: oh sean, you're so cute

Sean: why don't we leave the summer skirt on, but let's take those fine panties passed those long, strong legs of yours, hmm?

Girl #2: oh my god

Sean: yeah

Girl #2: and how about you take off clothes, sean

Sean: oh, oh is that right, baby? you want me to show my stuff, too?

Girl #2: my god, you look good, sean

Sean: yeah, yeah baby I keep in shape, you know

Girl #2: ooh

-{She starts to unbuckle his pants}-

Sean: yeah, unbuckle my pants, move hands on my wet weiner and let's get it swingin'

Girl #2: what's that?

Sean: let's get it swingin'

Girl #2: no, the other thing you said?

Sean: ...the wet-weiner?

Girl #2: -{gasps}- you know what?

Sean: yeah?

Girl #2: I'm going to go throw up, now. see you

Sean: hmm, leave me all horny here. how-- how you going to get home there, baby?

Girl #2: I'll walk. -{she begins to walk away}-

Sean: mm-hm. I'm-a call you

Girl #2: don't. -{she's gone}-

Sean: a'ight, a'ight. I'm go in for a swim anyways, you know that baby. -{to self}- going to get this swing-ding wet somehow
Salted off the rubarbs, ain't that a bitch?

The end

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"Stan And Judy's Kid" album track list