The Longest Pee lyrics

Song information

Artist: Adam Sandler
Album: They're All Gonna Laugh At You

Lyrics

Performed by adam sandler and rob schneider

[Line of people talking]
"Hey man, let me in there first"
-"Go ahead man, take it easy"
"Thanks, I really gotta pee"

[Open door, close door]
[Unzip pants]
[Start pissin..........groaning....]
"Oh man"
[.....]
"Ohhh yeah"
[.....]
"Ahhhh"
[......Stop briefly]
"Ahh"

[Start pissing again..]
"Oh man"
[........]
"Oh man"
[...............]
"Oh man"
[.......Gets louder]
"Oh man"
[..........And louder]
"Oh man!!"
[............As loud as a hose]
"Oh man!!! oh.."
[...........]
"Oh no!"
[........]
"Oh man!"
[...............Slows down]
"Ahhh"
[Stops]
"Ahhhhhh...there ya go"

[Fart! starts pissing loudly again]
"Oh! oh man!"
[..............]
"Oh my god!"

[Banging on the door]
[Pissing slows down to dribble]
"I'll be out in a minute!"
[....Dribbling...]
"Oh..oh my"
[Stops]
"Oh...oh thank god"

[Zips up pants]
[Pisses in pants]
"Awwww man!"

[People laughing]
-"Hey man, you pissed in your pants"
"I know"
-"So did i"
"I guess that makes us piss pals"
[Horrible annoying laughter]
[Rasberry]

[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

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