The Chanuka Song lyrics
Song information
Artist: Adam Sandler Album: What The Hell Happened To Me?
Lyrics
Performed by adam sandler
"Okay.. This is a song that uhh. There's a lot of christmas songs out there and uhh. Not too many hannukah songs So uhh. I wrote a song for all those nice little jewish kids who don't get to hear any Hannukah songs Here we go..."
Put on your yarmulke Here comes hannukah So much funukah To celebrate hannukah Hannukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town without a christmas tree Here's a list of people who are jewish just like you and me David lee roth lights the menorah So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the carnegie deli Bowser from sha na na and arthur fonzerelli Paul newman's half jewish, goldie hawn's half too Put them together, what a fine lookin' jew
You don't need "deck the halls" or "jingle bell rock" 'Cause you can spin a dreidel with captain kirk and mr. spock- both jewish
Put on your yarmulke It's time for hannukah The owner of the seattle supersonicahs Celebrates hannukah
O.j. simpson, not a jew But guess who is? hall of famer rod carew- he converted We got ann landers and her sister dear abby Harrison ford's a quarter jewish- not too shabby
Some people think that ebenezer scrooge is Well he's not, but guess who is All three stooges So many jews are in showbiz Tom cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is
Tell your friend veronica It's time to celebrate hannukah I hope I get a harmonicah On this lovely, lovely hannukah So drink your gin and tonicah And smoke your marijuanikah If you really, really wannakah Have a happy, happy, happy, happy hannukah Happy hannukah
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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