Lancer With Your Zancer lyrics
Song information
Artist: Lawnmower Deth Album: Ooh Crikey... It's Lawnmower Deth
Lyrics
When king arthur sat down On the river bank He had a mighty vision It really was quite wank Lancer with your zancer Oi, arthur Come over here Take thi sword Now fuck off Now so off he went Back to see his one and only gwendoline In his hand he held His sword and a pot of vasele He thought it was time To try and prove that he really was a man He thought it was quicker Getting hiome in the back of a transit van In he walked, up the stairs Found his mrs. wearing flares He was not pleased, you could tell He dropped his sword, the vaseline fell Hey, arthur, you're my man If you can't do it, no-one can I like your sword, it feels so good Don't you think we should be stooo? Here we go dear, here's my hand Let me place it on your gland Come on dear, take my stick An with it I'll show you a trick Come on dear, I'm getting angry And my zance is becoming dangly Then it' time we ate I'll give you your dinner on a plate The sword was needed no more So he dropped it onto the floor Into the corner it started to cower 'Cos his sword was losing power This is a story that must be told To all of you young and old If you're going to use your lancer Make sure it's got a big zancer
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
"Ooh Crikey... It's Lawnmower Deth" album track list
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