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Horny Blonde 40 (Portishead Remix) lyrics

 

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Artist: Machine Gun Fellatio
Album: For The Ladies Ep

 

Lyrics

Horny blonde forty shaved sexy wants to do it all day
Wiv a gun-totin' trigger-happy tranny named kinky renae
Digs pop masturbation music windsurf piss in your ear
Seekin' genuine gemini circumcised kind and sincere

Retired teacher fifty-eight seeks regular meetings
For masculine muscular nappy-clad brutal breeding
My wife rough wrestles with a puppy all a-quiver in a
Wine-soaked strobe-lit asiatic hall of mirrors..
...For you

Turn around...i bin czyaxin' on yr sjchoo [?]
I am pod-god born in mono, I'm the scorpion of cool
I love you, do you know how to love me?
I am pod-god born in mono, I'm a dirty magazine

Those two eyes..

The easiest thing in the world for a girl to do is to get picked up. that's why if you're on the move, the highway's the only way to go. as sure as there are men in the world I know my ticket to anywhere is gonna be along soon. see, all you need is a decent pair of legs, a quick thumb, and a whole lot of right answers

Hunky funky skunk-fucker pay me suck his finger on screen
Got the video set-up with felafel soaked in kerosene
There's a corgi playin' hooky with a wolf-cross-kelpie
While your front bum low hums shufflin' like a mother to me..
...From you

Ow!

Turn around...i bin czyaxin' on yr sjchoo [?]
I am pod-god born in mono, I'm the scorpion of cool
I love you, do you know how to love me?
I am pod-god born in mono, I'm a dirty magazine

...All you need is a decent pair of legs, a quick thumb, and a whole lot of right answers

[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

 

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