Every Sperm Is Sacred lyrics
Song information
Artist: Monty Python Album: Sings
Lyrics
There are jews in the world, there are buddists There are hindus and mormons and then There are those that follow mohammad, but I've never been one of them
I'm a roman catholic And have been since before I was born And the one thing they say about catholics is They'll take you as soon as you're warm
You don't have to be a six footer You don't have to have a great brain You don't have to have any clothes on You're a catholic the moment dad came, because
Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is great If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate
Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is great If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate
Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found
Every sperm is wanted Every sperm is good Every sperm is needed In your neighborhood
Hindu, taoist, morman Spill theirs just anywhere But god loves those who treat their Semen with more care
Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is great If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate
Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is good Every sperm is needed In your neighborhood
Every sperm is useful Every sperm is fine God needs everybody's Mine, and mine, and mine
Let the pagans spill theirs O'er mountain, hill and plain God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain
Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is good Every sperm is needed In your neighborhood
Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is great If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate
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