There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey. You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet lyrics

Song information

Artist: Panic! At The Disco
Album: A Fever You Can't Sweat Out

Lyrics

Please leave all overcoats, canes and... top hats with the doorman
From that moment, you'll be out of place and under dressed
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and....

Please leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
From that moment, you'll be out of place and under dressed
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and....

When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes, whoa-oh
Everything goes according to plan

I'm the new !cancer!
Never looked better, you can't stand it
Because you say so under your breath
You're reading lips, "when did he get all confident?"
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer
Never looked better and you can't stand it

Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain and
I bet you just can't keep up with(keep up!)these fashionistas and
Tonight, tonight, you are, you are a whispering campaign
I bet to them, your name is "cheap", I bet to them you look like shh..
Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears
And keep telling yourself that,"I'm a diva"
Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box
On the table, they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin

I'm the new !cancer!
Never looked better, you can't stand it
Because you say so under your breath
You're reading lips, "when did he get all confident?"
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer
Never looked better and you can't stand it

Haven't you heard that I'm the new !cancer!?
I've never looked better and you can't stand it
Haven't you heard that I'm the new !cancer!?
I've never looked better and you can't stand it

And I know, and I know
It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious
So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

And I know, and I know
It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious
So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

And I know, and I know
It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious
So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch!

[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

"A Fever You Can't Sweat Out" album track list