A Letter To My Penis (Big Band Version) lyrics
Song information
Artist: Rodney Carrington Album: Nut Sack
Lyrics
Dear penis I don't think I like you anymore You used to watch me shave Now all u do is stare at the floor Oh dear penis I don't like you anymore
It used to be you and me A paper towel, and a dirty magazine That's all we needed to get by Now it seems things have changed I think that your the one to blame Dear penis I don't like you anymore
Now he sings
Dear rodney I don't think I like you anymore 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before Dear rodney I dont like you anymore
Why can't we just get a grip On our man to hand relationship Come to terms with truly how we feel If we put our heads together We'd just stay home forever Dear penis I think I like you after all
Oh and rodney While yer shavin' Shave my balls
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
"Nut Sack" album track list
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