Merry Fucking Christmas lyrics

Song information

Artist: South Park
Album: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Lyrics

I heard there is no christmas
In the silly middle east.
No trees, no snow, no santa claus
They have different religious beliefs.
They believe in muhammad
And not in our holiday.
And so every december
I go to the middle east and say.

Hey there mr. muslim, merry fuckin' christmas
Put down that book 'the koran'
And hear some holiday wishes
In case you haven't noticed
It's jesus' birthday
So get off your heathen muslim ass
And fuckin' celebrate

There is no holiday season
In india, I've heard.
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd.
They've never read a christmas story
They don't know what rudolph is about.
And that's why in december
I'll go to india and shout.

Hey there mr. hinduist, merry fuckin' christmas
Drink egg nog, and eat some beef
And pass it to the missus
In case you haven't noticed
It's jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen hindu ass
And fuckin' celebrate

Now I heard that in japan
Everyone just lives in sin.
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin.
On december twenty-fifth
All they do is eat a cake.
And that is why I'll go to japan
And walk around and say.

Hey there mr. shintoist, merry fuckin' christmas
God is gonna kick your ass you infidelic pagan scum
Incase you haven't noticed
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for jesus
And merry fuckin' christmas to you

On christmas day, I travel 'round the world and say.
Taoists, krishnas, buddists
And all you atheists too.
Merry fuckin' christmas.. to you---.(prolongue)
*Clapping*
Thank you, mr hat.

[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

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