My Girlfriend's Dead lyrics

Song information

Artist: The Vandals
Album: Hitler Bad, Vandals Good

Lyrics

I once had a girlfriend
But then one day she dumped me and everywhere
I'd go people would ask me where she was

I don't want to talk about her
Someone always asks about her
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead

I say it's leukemia or sometimes bulimia
Or a great big truck ran her over
And chopped off her head

I don't want to talk about her
Someone always asks about her
So I tell them all she's dead

I guess there's a part of me that likes the sympathy
Or the looks on their faces when I tell them how
She passed away

I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all she's dead

My girlfriend's dead you see
It's a total lie - but it's easier on me
Than having to admit that she like's someone else

My girlfriend's dead you know
Please change the subject or I am going to go
Jump off a building and join her in heaven

I don't want to talk about her
Someone always asks about her
So I tell them all she's dead

I once had a girlfriend
But then one day she dumped me and everywhere
I'd go people would ask me where she was

I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead

I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead

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