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4,3,2,1,0,-1 lyrics

 

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Artist: The Vandals
Album: Internet Dating Superstuds

 

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Four, three, two, one, zero, minus one!

Stop! ..pretending you're even having fun
You just stand there looking dumb
And bored with your thumb in your ass
You're better than that
For once in your life before you retire
Be the leader of the choir
Set your pubic hair on fire
Just because [you feel like it]

Be that moron screaming in the crowd - hey!
This shit could never ever be too loud for me
So help us help you armpit fart
'Cause we're only getting started..
Dance and bleed, karate chop
Pray good times will never stop..

Oh boy is this great!
Don't hesitate
Grab your feces like an ape
And finally celebrate just because
Finally talk to a girl
Throw your dream journal in the urinal
'Cause with tap shoes and a girdle
Dreams really can come true
Be living proof

Be that moron screaming in the crowd - hey!
This shit could never ever be too loud for me
So help us help you armpit fart
'Cause we're only getting started
Yeah, we're only getting started...stop...go..stop!

Four, three, two, one, zero, minus one!

Participate
It's the end of the wait
Show up late, masturbate
Tell your date you're in shape
Though you're not
Take off your shirt
Eat a fistful of dirt
Never learn get a sunburn
'Cause it looks good on you

Be that moron screaming in the crowd - hey!
This shit could never ever be too loud for me
So help us help you armpit fart
'Cause we're only getting started..
Yeah, we're only getting started..
Yeah, we're only getting started..
Dance and bleed, karate chop and pray good times will never stop...[pretending]

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