Disproportioned Head lyrics

Song information

Artist: The Vandals
Album: Internet Dating Superstuds

Lyrics

If my body was twice the size it was
Then I might look alright but I don't because
I've got a disproportioned head
And the people they point and laugh at me and
They tell me it's huge cuz honestly -
I've got a disproportioned head
Don't try and be nice and say, "it's really not that big"
Cuz I am well aware that you are lying - about my head
It blocks out the sun like a parasol
And I'm walking around like a dodger doll cuz I've got a disproportioned head
And I can't make it better with surgery
So I'm stuck with this skull and the world can see
I've got a disproportioned head
Don't try and be nice to me because you think I'm near
I'm across the street and I can't hear
Don't offer advice to me, of hats- it's all been tried
They don't really make them in my size...head
And I can only fit in convertible cars
And my mom has a 3-foot cesarean scar
Cuz of my disoproportioned head
And I'd go ahead and end it now
If I could find a noose that would fit around my huge, disproportioned head
I've got a disproportioned head [x3]

[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

"Internet Dating Superstuds" album track list