Whack Piñata lyrics

Song information

Artist: Ultralaser
Album: Is Totally Rad

Lyrics

Got a shovel, look at my garden
Seeds under-watered, will shrivel and harden
Break some trash, whack the hard dirt
Grow some grass, buy piñata shirts
You need a pond, a watering can
So you can wash, the bearded bum man
Hey seedos, give me some seeds
I want to plant, a monkeynut tree
I'll fertilize, make my plants big
Rot hazelnuts, to mate me some pigs
Break a raisant, I need some money
Plant a carrot, to attract a bunny

I am a gardener master romancer
My ill piñatas look like they got cancer

Buy a hat for my fudgehog
Buy my frog a hollow log
Grow some thistles for mothdrop
Make squazzle look like a cop

Watercress, gets me a newtgat
Must watch out, for sour sherbat
We're gonna go, to disco does
Dress up real nice, british teeth, clown nose
One turnip, to get mousemallow
Quackberry likes, when my pond is shallow
My fizzly, wants him some honey
Sell my mine, and get chocolate money
Plant poppies, for my taffly
Call the doc so sick ones don't die
Swanana is nice and spunky
Bananas for my cinnamonkey

I am a gardener master romancer
My ill piñatas look like they got cancer
Buy a hat for my fudgehog
Buy my frog a hollow log
Grow some thistles for mothdrop
Make squazzle look like a cop

Come to my garden
Silly piñata
I will romance you
Happy piñata
Happy piñata
Whack piñata
Happy piñata
Whack piñata

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