Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung lyrics

Song information

Artist: Weird Al Yankovic
Album: Weird Al Yankovic

Lyrics

I visit mr. frump in the hospital
I see him most every day
And when I see mr. frump in his iron lung
This is what I hear him say

(Deep breathing)

Y'know, mr. frump is my very best friend
He's never a chump or a tease
He never tells me lies, and best of all
He never disagrees

I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon
Sit down by his side and say "hi"
And then I ask him his opinion of the world situation
And I wait for mr. frump's reply, and mr. frump would say

(Deep breathing)

Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be
Mr. frump's dying day
And now I bring to you the very last thing
That mr. frump had to say...

(Deep breathing, that fades and dies off)

Amen

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