Mario Iii lyrics
Song information
Artist: 8-Bit Album: You Ain't No Robot
Lyrics
Anti-log can't be stopped like bavaro from tecmo I whistle koji kondo while you listen to techno I never played a game that I can't defeat Got nintendo thumb while you got soars from spanking your meat You never stood a chance and you know that you're whack son I'm the first person to tko tyson Sign up for lessons, I get paid by the hour I should be a consultant for nintendo power
I be throwing words of god, driven heathens away, gawt! I never lose a bass 'cause my fishing rod stays hot Ice climbing, grabbing carrots Perfect timing, no demerits Bitch i'm a natural Actual factual I see you at the arcade You gettin' played Name the game, the time, the place I'll throw your ass into a maze, bitch! You came in boasting, now you're crawling away You felt the wrath of the le-frost, deep blue aka
I just cashed in a ten, and got a roll of quarters Won a high score on this game? just place your order See my initials on the screen, they be s-t-d You can beat that game, but you can't beat me 'Cause i'm an old school fool and you know i'm cool Because I skate all day in a backyard pool I did a burnt and a handplant and got some air And did a big old grab while they sat and stared
I can beat shadowgate in 22 minutes Without ever kicking the bucket once I can kick anybody's butt in mkiii And that goes for all you chumps I can drink a whole bottle of whiskey And straight up conquer ninja gaiden ii I'm the master of 2-d fighting games And you a tetris playing fool I can kill rygar in ten to twelve hits Because I know how to build my tone Don't need no password for castlevania 2 Because i'm straight falling into the zone Get all the items I need, while i'm smoking some weed Because it's all second nature to me Just like driving a car, I hit the dragon with a star And grab the talisman; follow my lead
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
"You Ain't No Robot" album track list
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