Mr Goldstone lyrics

Song information

Artist: Bette Midler
Album: Gypsy

Lyrics

Rose: have an eggroll, mr. goldstone
Have a napkin, have a chopstick, have a chair
Have a spare rib, mr. goldstone
Any spare that I can spare I'll be glad to share!

Have a dish, have a fork, have a fish, have a pork
Put your feet up. feel at home
Have a smoke, have a coke
Would you like to hear a joke?
I'll have june recite a poem!

Have a leechie, mr. goldstone
Tell me any little thing that I can do
Ginger peachy, mr. goldstone
Have a kumquat, have two!
Everybody give a cheer
Santa claus is sitting here
Mr. goldstone I love you!

Have a goldstone, mr. eggroll
Tell me any little thing that I can do
Have some fried rice, mr. soy sauce
Have a cookie, have a few!
What's the matter, mr. g?
Have another pot of tea
Mr. goldstone I love you!

Herbie: there are good stones and bad stones
And curbstones and gladstones
And touchstones and such stones as them
Rose: there are big stones and small stones
And grind stones and gall stones
All: but goldstone is a gem!

There are milestones, there are mill stones
There's a cherry, there's a yellow, there's a blue
But we don't want any old stone
Only goldstone will do!
Moon stones, sun stones
We all scream for one stone
Mr. goldstone we love you!
Goldstone!

[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

"Gypsy" album track list