Stumpy The Mouse lyrics
Song information
Artist: Bif Naked Album: Okenspay Ordway I
Lyrics
I had cinderella complex with the boys And ballet class gave me some poise I've never ever lied to you or said anything that was untrue I constantly searched for one true god My icy gaze finally thawed I sit before you full of ome In my mouse infested home One morning I awoke for work Decided my roomate was a jerk He wanted to rid us of rodents On mouse traps--money he spent He placed them in the kitchen there Under the sink, behind the stairs I walked into the bath to do the washing thang And from the kitchen I heard a klang I screaming mouse had caught his leg In a mouse trap on this day Squeaking, screaming wailing mouse His rodent cries filled this house I started crying cuz I couldn't stand the roomate's extermination plan I ran to the kitchen in my towel With tear-stained cheeks, I was soaking his howls The little mouse dragged leg and trap Behind the stove I couldn't get at I froze and didn't' make a sound He did the same so he couldn't be found But as soon as I did take a step He screamed and tried to drag his trap My bawling in the commotion woke My sleeping roomate he was choked I told him what was happening here And I couldn't hold back my tears I'll take care of it, he said with a smirk Now get going or you'll be late fer work He was right. I had to go And we couldn't help the mouse under the stove It was gas, attached to the wall When pulled the explosion would not be small All day at work I cried and felt bad And at my roomate I was mad I didn't mind the holes in our bread Or the mouse shit in my bed He wanted them out, he was in a flap He insisted on buying and setting the traps I was young and dumb and I said "okay" But I never thought I'd feel this way To hear the mouse scream is what killed me I felt like a hunter, a killing machine! I couldn't believe I went along with the plan To get the pests and scorch the land I raced home from work really fast So I could help the little mouse at last My roomate was ontop of the stove Trying with a broom handle to knock the trap over I had the stove leaning forward But not too far--we'd blow up for sure! Out slid the horrible mouse trap and question- Nothing but a mouse foot left on He chewed his leg off - the little mouse! And was limping around my fucking house I was horrified, I must admit Again I cried and felt like shit I looked at my roomate and my temper snapped! I put an end to the evil mousetraps "Too fucking bad!" I had to say If yer inconvenienced living this way We'll keep bread and cereal in the fridge And on everything else, we'll have tight lids There's no way I could hurt another being Except a cockroach (cuz they have no feelings) My roomate had to agree Cuz he saw how it all affected me From that day on our little house We shared with stumpy, our little pet mouse And stumpy had friends, lotsa them But I didn't care. I wouldn't give in! I loved living in harmony With my roomate, his girlfriends, stumpy, and me
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