Pork Chop lyrics

Song information

Artist: Blondie
Album: The Jazz Passengers: Individually Twisted

Lyrics

Uh, roy?
Yes deutch?
It's about my hats
What about them? I mean, they bring something out in me. i..
I don't want that something, I want my hats back
Why just... we're supposed to be friends... people who like each other want to see each other's lives enriched in some way..
You were seen last night in a restaurant havingdinnerwith one of my hats
It's a small thing

You know..
When I say you're a pork chop you best believe you're a pork chop
P-o-r-k
C-h-o-p

When a fella comes a callin' and you're waiting there til morning..
He's a pork chop
Pork chop

When he's whistlin his romances, and he's making other glances..
He's a pork chop
Pork chop

He's a running and a dancing while he paints the town a special blue
Teaching roller skating to the missing farm, that's the way he do

So I care about things

He can play mysterioso and everybody knows so
He's a pork chop
Pork chop

Gonna leave me at the altar reading comic books by faulkner
He's a pork chop
Pork chop

He's dragging his ass round, promises he said he'd do
And I knew
He'd be ringin me this evening so suprised to hear me screaming "you're a pork chop!
Pork chop!"
I take issue

You should try faulkner
I should what!?
Try faulkner
...Soundsdirty

Look. the thing is this: I am a doer
Huh!
There are doers and there are don'ters
Yes, yes..
I may not be there for you, but I am doing things
Yes... uh huh..
That's a responsible person, a caring person, not what you say, a jambone de pork, whatever.
Wha... wait a second. just wait a second..
*Muffled argument*

I try to tell my feelings, and he's looking at the ceiling
He's a pork chop
Pork chop

On and on about abuses, and he's sitting being useless
He's a pork chop
(That's for sure!)

He's dragging his ass round, promises he said he'd do
And I knew
He'd be ringin me this evening so suprised to hear me screaming "you're a pork chop!
Pork chop!"

I am suprised! I don't know why..
*More obscured arguing to end*

[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

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