Scaring Myself lyrics

Song information

Artist: Bowling For Soup
Album: Drunk Enough To Dance

Lyrics

She slams the front door
Cuz she knows that I can't stand it
Gives me the finger
Cuz she knows I'm wrapped around it
She calls me sweetheart
Cuz she knows it makes me weak
She stepped in dog pooh
And I'm still kissing her feet

Can you believe how this girl
Treats me like a king?

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She took more than she gave to me
I gave my love, I got an std
And if she comes home
I hope that she'll marry me
I want to tell her that it's over now
Hey look, I'm arguing with myself
I think that my girlfriend
Is bad for my mental health
And now I'm scaring myself

The roller coaster makes me sick and she knows it
That's why she always insists that I go on it
She told her friends that I need therapy
I need a self-help group or a lobotomy

Can you believe how this girl
Treats me like a king?

Chorus

I'm waking up
I'm getting out

Chorus

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"Drunk Enough To Dance" album track list