99 Biker Friends lyrics

Song information

Artist: Bowling For Soup
Album: The Great Burrito Extortion Case

Lyrics

Such a big man, such a little chick
I think it all goes back to your tiny
Pick- up truck in the driveway
With a sticker on the window
"Rest in peace number 3"
Tell all your friends
How you put her in her place
7 pounds of makeup
Just to hide her beat up face
Such a pretty face

Chorus
It takes a tough man to slap her around
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
She's wearing shades but we all see
Behind the tinted glass
And I've got 99 biker friends
That wanna kick your ass

Tell her that you're sorry
Blame it on the beer
Your dad was mean to you
Your friends think you're an asshole
And I do too
Over compensatin' for your small shoes
Takin her away, but you won't say when
Hold her in your arms
Tell her this won't happen again
When will this end? well

[Chorus]

I wish bruce lee was here right now
With his trusty nun-chucks
Chuck norris is still alive
So let's call up walker, texas ranger
All the dudes from "danger, danger"
Let's get the a-team
50 cent with his bling-bling
And a couple of prison guards

[Chorus]

I hope that you can run fast
Start runnin' now
We're gonna kick your ass

[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

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