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Artist: Brad Paisley
Album: 5th Gear
Lyrics
I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive an old hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm five foot three and overweight
I'm a sci: fi fanatic mild asthmatic
Never been to second base
But there's a whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go check out myspace
'Cause online i'm out in hollywood
I'm six foot five and I look damn good
I drive a maserati
I'm a black belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that i'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my mac
In real life the only time
I've ever even been to l.a
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the rose parade •• but online I live in malibu
I pose for calvin klein i've been in gq
I'm single and i'm rich
And I got a set of six-pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that i'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time • i'm so much cooler online
Yeah, i'm cooler online
When you've got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And lose a bunch of weight
Every time I log in
Online i'm out in hollywood
I'm six foot five and I look damn good
Even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, i'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, i'm cooler online
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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