In Heaven There Is No Beer lyrics

Song information

Artist: Brave Combo
Album: Polkas For A Gloomy World

Lyrics

In heaven there is no beer
(No beer?!)
That's why we drink it here
And when we're all gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all the beer

In heaven there is no wine
(No wine?!)
So we drink till we feel fine
And when we leave this all behind
Our friends will be drinking all the wine

In heaven there is no fear
(No fear)
So we worry too much here
And we drink ourselves full of beer
To help us when we deal with the fear

In heaven there are no drugs
That's why we hang with thugs
And when the lord pulls the plug
All the thugs will still be selling drugs, yeah

Thugs and drugs
Beer..

In heaven there is no sex
(Oh no!)
So let's do that next
And when our muscles no longer flex
Someone else will be having sex

In heaven there are no wars
Or cars, or movie stars
And when we no longer are
The world will probably still be having wars

What the heck! yeah!

Sex and war
Bars and cars
Drugs, thugs
And delicious food

[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

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