Stinkin' Problem lyrics
Song information
Artist: Cledus T. Judd
Album: Cledus T. Judd (No Relation)
Lyrics
Parody of stinkin' problem by david ball (ball/shamblin/ziff). almo music corp./hayes street music/emi-april music (ascap). low country music/new court music (bmi)
New lyrics by cledus t. judd (no relation), blt publishing (bmi)
Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem
Pheeeew
Ban roll on just won't do
I soaked in clorox bleach
Lysol and pine sol too
Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem
I filled the tub right to the top
I'll start with my brillo pad
But I don't know when to stop
I wake up and right away
A foul odor hits my nose
What's my sweat glands start to pour
I'll stink from my head down to my toes
Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem
Aqua velva can't cut through
Calgon won't take me away
Mr bubbles just says "pew"
Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem
Put dr scholl's in my flip flops
Then I'll scrub my private parts
But I don't know when to stop
I've been called some filthy names
Why you no good little…
And a lot of dirty words
Son of a…
I'm in a funk but just the same
I refuse to be deterred
Deterred???
Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem
Even lye soap won't remove
Ivory liquid and irish spring
I even tried my dog's shampoo
(Woof)
Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem
Smell like a hog knee deep in slop
I wore out my loofah pad
Maybe I should try a mop
David ball might have had him a hit
But cledus t.'s done stunk it up
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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