270 Somethin' lyrics
Song information
Artist: Cledus T. Judd Album: Six Pack Of Judd
Lyrics
A parody of "19 somethin" (written by chris dubois and david lee recorded by mark wills) New lyrical adaptation by cledus t. judd and christopher clark
(Recording) Track 4 "270 somethin'" Parody of mark wills' "19 somethin'" by mark wills Enjoy
Wooo (Spoken) You know a man does have to eat him somethin'
I love candy bars...eat them all the time My combo meal's are super-sized And I crave the stuff they put inside those dang ding dongs Mmmm
My cholesterol is off the chart I keep a blood pressure cuff on my left arm Doctor says that my poor heart won't last too long My nickname in school was double wide Cause my momma fried..
Now I weigh 270 somethin' Always huffin and puffin Lay around the house all day No wonder I can't lose no weight See that pizza on the tv Oh man don't it look cheesy You know they deliver here for nothin' That's why I weigh 270 somethin'
My insurance said that they'd co-pay I made the same appointment carnie wilson made Plastic surgeon said he had a way to get those love handles off He stapled and sucked stuff through a tube I lost a hundred pounds in one afternoon When I came to in the recovery room Wuddn't much left of me When he removed the bandages from my thighs I couldn't believe my eyes
Now I weigh 180 somethin' Didn't have to do much of nothin' I'm lookin' like jean claude van damme To fit in a pair mark wills' pants Now everyone who sees me Can't believe that I'm so skinny My body fat is nearly nothin' Ha ha Now that I weigh 180 somethin'
Wooo
Ha ha
Now I date a model with a ged But do you think she'd be with me I wonder (i wonder) If I (if i)
Still weighed...270 somethin' Stuffin down blueberry muffins Onion rings and cans of spam That's how I got so fat Now everyone who sees me Can't believe that I'm so skinny I used to break a sweat just doin' nothin' Back when I weighed 270 somethin'
Now I weigh 180 somethin'
(Spoken) Ah...well it's probably like more like around 225-26 None of y'all's business how much I weigh Huh huh..
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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