Dear Abby lyrics
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Artist: Dead Kennedys Album: Bedtime For Democracy
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Dear abby
Got a problem. I'm a decent, underpaid, hardworking county coroner. it's Important that my family eat meat at least three times a week. but we just can't Afford to with the prices the way they are. so I bring home some choice cuts from my Autopsy subjects. just mix in the tuna helper…and ta-da!
The whole family thinks my new meals are delicious. they ask me what's My secret. abby, I think they're getting suspicious. my smart-ass 8-year-old keeps Asking, "where's all the meat? the red dye #2 kind that's kept in the fridge."
If they find out the truth I don't think they'll understand. abby, what do I tell My family? Dear reaganomics victim: consult your clergyman. make sure the body's Blessed and everything should be just fine
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