Big Chain Records (Skit) lyrics

Song information

Artist: Disturbing Tha Peace
Album: Golden Grain

Lyrics

Ludacris (mc medallian) whispers: man, I cant belive this.. whole family bout
To get kiced out on the strets. I aint got no money, god. man its gonna get
Worse

Lady at big chain records (lachainya): good morning, big chain records this is
Lachainya speaking. how may I help you?

Ludacris: uh yeah.. um.. I seem to be having a couple problems (whoa whoa)wit
My contract

Lachainya: we have a chain of commands here. sounds like you need to speak to
The head chain in charge. hold please

Music: big chain records. big chain. big chain records. big chain

Big chainy: big chainy!

Ludacris: hey mr. chainy

Big chainy: hey hold for a sec., (whispers) yeah I need 30 chains down in new
Oreleans. go 'head

Ludacris: yeah, um... its mc medallian here..

Big chainy: medallian, how ya doin, brotha?

Ludacris: hey can I come up and see you?cuz im having a couple...

Big chainy: sure, sure, man, I love new talent

Luda: aight

Big chainy: hey medallian how ya doin'?

Luda: whats goin on..

Big chainy: thats a pretty little chain you got there (i know, I know)

Luda: um... I was having a couple problems here because I was lookin' over my
Contract and I seem to be having a some issues. it states here that im supposed
To get my advance when I signed the contract and I still havent gotten my
Advance and I dont know whats goin' on

Big chainy: oh.... okay... I see where that could be a problem. (luda:right)
What I dont think you understand is that what we're gonna do is give you a
Really big ass chain, just a big ass chain (backround: big ass chain)

Luda: okay. big chain. okay, okay I understand that but it says here that im
Supposed to get some monitary* value. i-i dont have any money, i-i need money..

Big chainy: I could see where the confusin' would come in at. what I dont think
You understand is that we're gonna give you a really big ass chain, a big
(Luda:right) , platnium big ass chain an-annd onthe back end we're gonna give
You some big ass earrings

Luda:okay look, I understand about the chain man, my family's about to get
Kicked out on the street (big chainy: oh thats terrible) I mean, I have no
Money whatsoever. I need money.

Big chainy: you know what? I dont usually do this, okay... I dont usually do
This but but since you dont believe. jake, bring out the chain! (backround: que
The chain!) (backround: ahhh! damn thats a big ass chain!) that is a big ass
Chain..

Luda: oh god. i, I guess I didnt realize how big ths chain was (big chainy:
Yeah, its, its not a problem) I'm sorry. jus-just forget about what I was
Talkin about..

Big chainy: not a problem... big chain records is takin off, we're expanding
(Right, right) we're gettin' bigger and better (right). you know what, chains
Can be loose? much bigger. pretty soon we're gonna have a whole chain of big
Ass chains (luda: alright. big chain records!

[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

"Golden Grain" album track list