Dj Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Then She Bit Me lyrics
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Artist: Dj Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince Album: And In This Corner...
Lyrics
I was in a club, one friday A lovely lady comes walking my way She walked up and she said hello I said hi, my names joe I was lyin', so was she She said her name was donna But her shirt said marie Once you get to know me You'll never forget me I said why, then she bit me
Ouch! That didn't hurt Kinda nicked me But she ripped my shirt At that point I fell asleep Woke up at her house In the back of a jeep A blazer, '89 Tinted windows I wish it was mine Oh, it is But where are my keys? There they are...in the ignition
I'm at her house It's a tepee No, a skyscrapper No, an igloo No, it's a shack Forget it, I'll go around back It's a castle, with a moat How I get across...boat
(Twilight zone noise) Shooo...i hate that sound
I went inside Looked right, looked left There she is Oh, no thats jeff He's invisible I went downstairs It's a loft No, it's a dungeon! There she is, doing areobics No, yoga No, karate
*You killed my teacher!!!* But what a body!
No, she wasn't there I'm tellin you I saw her No, really I saw her She was playing checkers No, nintendo Ok, I'm lying
There she is Watching t.v All my children No, thats cosby No, speed racer No, thats shaft No, thats kimble My fault...the t.v.'s off
There she is, what a doll No, that's chucky from child's play! I kissed her And she told me this is home.. I entered a dimension called the twilight zone... Where anything can happen
I'm rough like sandpaper Hard like algebra You should be glad that I was nice And I allowed ya to Step on stage To kick your ryhmes off I tried to be nice But you mistook that for softness Now it's goin' to hell with your opinion! What I say goes fom now on This is my dominion! Are there any rappers to step on stage Cause if you do you'll feel the force of my rage I'm on a rampage!!!!!!!
Syche just hit me Jeff wanted to do that But I didn't I thought that it would make the reccord dumb I guess I wasn't wrong
Jack and jill went up a hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down And broke his crown... Hickory, dickory, dock
Got to use the bathroom now Sike, I was drafted
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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