The Spicy Mchaggis Jig lyrics
Song information
Artist: Dropkick Murphys Album: Sing Loud, Sing Proud
Lyrics
I'll tell you a story Believe me it's true A tale you'd best hope never happens to you Old spicy mchaggis How he met his fate You I can save, but for him it's too late
Spicy was big Burly and strong His pipes were gigantic And so was his schlong From city to city Running around Always looking for chicks over four hundred pounds
One night at the pub A girl caught his eye Big as a house Just the right size The broad was enormous Stacked to the hilt Spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt The piper delivered his best pick-up line Thought to himself "This beast is all mine" The portly young lady could stand for no more Grabbed his cojones and went for the door
They got to her house And dimmed all the lights Spicy was in for one hell of a night He said that he loved her He'd always be true "But mr mchaggis, I've only just met you!!"
By now he saw double Through his drunken eyes Neither had looks or appropriate size He came to his sense Thought to himself "At this time of night I won't find nothing else" He took off his shirt She lifted her skirt They pulled out his unit and started to play She asked for a glove He gave her a shove Had baby mchaggis nine months to-the-day
Spicy (x 7)
One night at the pub a girl caught his eye Big as a house Just the right size The broad was enormous Stacked to the hilt Spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt The piper delivered his best pick-up line Thought to himself "This beast is all mine" The portly young lady could stand for no more Grabbed his cojones and went for the door
Three packs a day He'll smoke 'til he dies Spicy mchaggis One hell of a guy
I dont know what you lot are talking about Who drank all my beer
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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