Magic Fingers lyrics

Song information

Artist: Frank Zappa
Album: 200 Motels

Lyrics

Mark volman (vocals)
Howard kaylan (vocals)
Ian underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)
Aynsley dunbar (drums)
George duke (keyboards, trombone)
Martin lickert (bass)
Ruth underwood (orchestra drum set)
Jim pons (vocals)

Mark volman & howard kaylan:
Ooh, the way you love me, lady
I get so hard now I could die
Ooh, the way you love me, sugar
I get so hard now I could die

Open up your pocketbook
Get another quarter out
Drop it in the meter, mama
And try me on for size
Open up your pocketbook
Get another quarter out
Drop it in the meter, mama
And try me on for size

Ooh, the way you squeeze me, baby
Red balloons just pop behind my eyes
Ooh, the way you squeeze me, girl
Red balloons just pop behind my eyes

Open up your pocketbook
Get another quarter out
Drop it in the meter, mama
And try me on for size
Open up your pocketbook
Get another quarter out
Drop it in the meter, mama
And try me on for size

Mark volman:
Do you really wanna please me?

Howard kaylan:
Y'know I do ... baby

Mark volman:
Well, tell me why you do it..
I really wanna know

Howard kaylan:
Oh no no, I wouldn't be right
For me to tell ya tonight..

Mark volman:
You better tell me right away
Or I'll dress up and go

Howard kaylan:
Don't get mad... it ain't no big thing

Mark volman:
You better tell me right away
Don't you treat me cold!

Howard kaylan:
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it!

Well, there are a lot of reasons why I'd drag a girl such as yourself back to this plastic hotel room ... and rip you off for spare change to run a ...to run a vibrating machine attached to this queen-size, bulk-purchase, kapok-infested, do-not-remove-tag-under-penalty-of-law type bed and, and make you take off all your little clothes ... until you are nearly stark raving nude. ( save for your chrome-with-heavy- duty-leather-thong peace medallion) and make you assume a series of marginally erotic poses involving a plastic chair and an old guitar strap while I did a wee-wee in your hair ... and beat you with a pair of tennis shoes I got from jeff beck..

[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

"200 Motels" album track list