Primate Camp lyrics

Song information

Artist: Guttermouth
Album: Shave The Planet

Lyrics

Big bang was a theory
But now I pose a query
But my query's like a question
Unlike a man who picked his jeans

Darwin started with crustations
Add a dose of fornications
Sprouting trees, swinging tails
And banana peeling feet

Primate camp - well darwin had his theory
Primate camp - from the oceans to the trees
Primate camp - chuckin' dung at the humans
Primate camp - spreading virus and disease

I've got a primate with a gun
Taylor'd better run
It looks like an a-1
And an illegal one
But I've seen it in a movie
It appears to be bologna
A society of monkeys
Using humans like a slave

Primate camp - well darwin had his theory
Primate camp - from the oceans to the trees
Primate camp - chuckin' dung at the humans
Primate camp - spreading virus and disease
Primate camp - da-da-da-darwin had his theory
Primate camp - from the oceans through the trees
Primate camp - chuckin' dung at the humans
Primate camp - spreading virus and

Primate camp! [x4]
(Primate camp) [x2]

Dr. zaus the physician
And zera pose a question
With a chromosome a missing
Can he reason, think, and speak?
Before I go much further
They like committing murder
On horseback in the future
Guess it's part of their mystic

Now I'm straying from the topic
My nuts are microscopic
When I racked them on the goose neck back in 1972
Musta been a dreaming
Cuz the people payed to see 'em
From a jungle, to museum
I believe this be a zoo
Or a primate camp

[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

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