I'd Like To Have A Problem Like That lyrics
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Artist: Joe Diffie Album: Third Rock From The Sun
Lyrics
I'm not a wealthy man, don't pay for my suntan I work out in the heat and the cold Sometimes I'd like to be the big, bad wolf 'Stead of just another sheep in the fold I hear the rich man holler 'bout the shrinking dollar And cry about a luxury tax They won't let him write off his lil' eighty-foot yacht I'd like to have a problem like that
Yeah, I'd like to have a problem like that Should I buy the porsche or the stretch cadillac Do I wanna drive fast or just ride around in the back I'd like to have a problem like that
I saw a celebrity talkin' on the t.v He looked like a tall tom cruise He's seeing sheila and bambi, linda and candy They're burning both ends of his fuse He says he's suffocating, he needs a vacation From all the kissing and hugging, the sweet talk and loving I'd like to have a problem like that
Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that Be a one-man woman juggling act How many can you keep in the air before you lose track I'd like to have a problem like that
I'd like to be too rich, I'd to be too thin I'd like to be too young, I'd like to be too in Should I kiss and tell, write a book on my life And how much can I get for the movie rights
Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that Be a tabloid star at the checkout rack Should I drag 'em through court Or tell 'em to kiss my fax I'd like to have a problem like that
Give me those problems I think that I could solve 'em I'd like to have a problem like that
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