The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook lyrics
Song information
Artist: Justin Sane
Album: Life, Love And The Pursuit Of Justice
Lyrics
You can..."learn to escape from quicksand, hot-wire a car
Survive an avalanche, fend off a shark
Deliver a baby in a taxi cab
Survive a poisonous snake attack
Jump from a moving car, break down a door
Escape from killer bees..." and so much more
"The worst case scenario survival handbook
The indispensable indestructable guide
For surviving lifes sudden turns for the...worst!"
"Caution: book will explode if scanned"
Luckily, I bet the next edition will tell
How to survive when a book explodes
You can..."learn to survive if your parachute fails to open
Identify a bomb, take a punch!
Deal with a charging bull, win a sword fight
Survive adrift at sea, treat frostbite
Leap from a motorcycle to a car
Wrestle free from an alligator."
"The worst case scenario survival handbook
The indispensable indestructable guide
For surviving lifes sudden turns for the...worst!"
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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