Waitret, Please, Waitret lyrics

Song information

Artist: Kinky Friedman
Album: Old Testaments & New Revelations

Lyrics

(Kinky friedman, major boles, roscoe west)

Well, I pulled into dallat on a cold december day
Bought coffee and a doughnut at the greasy spoon café
Spied me a pretty young waitret standing by her tray
But she couldn't believe her sweet young ears when the waitret heard me say:

Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate
Eatin' ain't cheatin', lord it ain't no disgrace
Oh, bring me a lone star, make it a case
And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate

Well, I walked up to the jukebox feeling kind of mean
The waitret said, "hey, stupid, that's a cigarette machine!"
"Well, look-a here, young waitret, would you care to make a bet
And if that there ain't a jukebox, you can smoke my cigarette!"

Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate
Eatin' ain't cheatin', lord it ain't no disgrace
Oh, bring me a lone star, make it a case
And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate

You're the prettiest thing in dallat, is dallat your home ?
No, I come all the way from houton and I feel so all alone
I used to live in autin then I come up to big d
In hopes to get my big break on national tv

Honey, I think I have what it takes to make you a star — but first ..

Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate
Eatin' ain't cheatin', lord it ain't no disgrace
Oh, bring me a lone star, make it a case
And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate

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"Old Testaments & New Revelations" album track list