We Reserve The Right To Refuse Service To You lyrics
Song information
Artist: Kinky Friedman Album: Sold American
Lyrics
(Kinky friedman, rick goldberg, j. maizel)
While traveling through the lone star state I lost my lunch before I ate It happened in a pull-ahead café. yahoo! I felt my bones begin to crunch I saw my name on the businessman's lunch And the neck who owned the place stepped up to say: "Hey buddy, are you blind Say, partner, can't you read the sign ?" We reserve the right to refuse service to you Take your business back to walgreen's Have you tried your local zoo ? You smell just like a communist You come on through just like a jew We reserve the right to refuse service to you
Well, I walked on in to my house of god Congregation on the nod Just chosen folks are doing their weekly thing Hear, o israel, yes indeed My book was backwards, couldn't read But I got a good rise when I heard that rabbi sing "Boruch atoh adonoi What the hell are you doing back there, boy ?"
We reserve the right to refuse services to you Your friends are all on welfare — You call yourself a jew ? You need your ticket and your tie To zip your prayers on through We reserve the right to refuse services unto you
Life from laos and cambodia No more tears tonight they showed ya The latest old war movies on tv You know it's bound to escalate So go and turn on channel eight Watch channel seven border channel three Well, I won't mind your tanks and jets and jeeps And speaking on behalf of all my fellow creeps:
We reserve the right to refuse service to you Right, face, forward, move And get the children, too Let saigons be bygones Don't you blow this world in two We reserve the right to refuse service to you
Well, it's just my luck that god's a texan One big sonbitchin' anglo-saxon Some crazy tall norwegian bore Just to help my body shipped air-freight From texas to the pearly gate Just ring the bell and leave me at the door I'll be somewhere over jordan swinging low I'll hear them tape-recorded angels in lifelike stereo
Singing "We reserve the right to refuse service to you Take your business back to walgreen's Have you tried your local zoo ? Our quota's filled for this year On singing texas jews We reserve the right to refuse service to you."
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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