I Beat God At Tae Kwon Do lyrics
Song information
Artist: Look What I Did Album: My First Time
Lyrics
I had a dream I did compete in a heavenly contest My hands were brick and super-thick and I was quick and weightless My skill was sharpened pins and razor blades and it was pointless My foes had toes arrange w/ straw and they were barely balanced I was a freedom fighter freely fighting reeling lions They were a really lightning quick exciting boiling frying Experience in lighting matches in a kitchen fire Against my chest I felt this melting wax and I was happy
My cock, painfully huge My foot, is better than yours You can't undress as fast as I can do it You do it w/ one foot I do it w/ (Two)
The mat was wet with holy sweat as I displayed my talent My hands and feet made godly meat available for sandwich The bread of hair and face displaced the chest and stomach salad I spread the mustard of his muscle puss across my palate I was unleashing on unleashings cost and being costly It was a really broad excuse for my impending failure The locker room was steaming food and tea for my abuses I'll make a gyro shop of human stock and make a fortune
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"My First Time" album track list
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