If We Ran The Navy lyrics

Song information

Artist: Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen
Album: Birthday Party

Lyrics

If we were the captain you will know what we'd do
We'd make a few changes we'd bend a few rules
If they put us in charge, what a difference we'd make
We'd soon have this crew in tip-top-ship-shape

Chorus:
If we ran the navy you'll know what we'd do

We'd make a few changes and bend a few rules

That's the least we could do

The food in the navy you might say it's all right
We'd make tuesdays our own pizza night
And when we're at sea, why drive this so slow?
Get out the skis see how fast we can go

Chorus

And what's with those pants? bellbottoms indeed!
They went out with disco and treed
We need to look stylish when we visit strange ports
Nothing too flashy in green neon shorts

Chorus

A few simple changes is all we'd make
Did we mention each meal would be full of fun cake?
The paint on the ship it's the least we can do
Let's change from gray to red, white, and blue

If we ran the navy you'll know what we we'd do
We'd make a few changes and bend a few rules
That's the least we could do ho ho ho ho hooooo
That's the least we could do

[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

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