Yachtbirds lyrics
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Artist: Mc Chris Album: Eating's Not Cheating 2.0
Lyrics
Is she dope? yep, ass in full effect, she walks into the room and all the guys come down with strep, thinking they can step, their hands get wet with sweat, but she been down with me since fett's vette. she's a hard drinker, lollipop licker, pistol packin' mama got me posed like the thinker, she's gold like the aztecs or is it the incas, she calls the shot and the shot be cunnilingus. she's heaven sent on the xbox playing halo, wish that she would clean my pipes like she was draino, wish she wasn't hotter than a plate of jalapenos, I feel like a kid that wants to eat like it's play-dough, you shouldn't, 'cause that shit be bad for your health, take one look at her and you'll be screaming for help, call up the police, say put me in a cell, I can't resist this dish, I'm under emily's spell, if you couldn't already tell, I loved every iota, yoda shoulda told me she was off to south dakota, one more yacht bird flew the coop I guess old gordy done screwed the pooch
Only thing I love more Than herb is the bird But my luck's kinda fucked It's a wonder that I flirt
But I do and I will 'Cause I'm still just a nerd Ever been left behind Let me hear ya say word
Only thing I love more Than herb is the bird But my luck's kinda fucked It's a wonder that I flirt
But I do and I will 'Cause I'm still just a nerd Ever been left behind Let me hear ya say word
She's a go getter, dressed in sweater, we watched blackhawk down together, her name's heather, there's no better, didn't want her to go, but I had to let her, I started a yacht club, can't believe she showed up. scholiosis chick, one fake tit, always bitin' her lip, always walkin' with a limp, always talkin' shit, always beggin' to kiss 'cause you can't resist the lips of an mc chris. we only had a month to hump, it was rough, she was the first one that brought over a toothbrush, she missed home, horses in the barn, life was sucking so kentucky was pulling her arm, just one bird that got away, keep up to date by checking her lj, on my birthday, she bought me chucks, not only does it blow, it totally sucks
Only thing I love more Than herb is the bird But my luck's kinda fucked It's a wonder that I flirt
But I do and I will 'Cause I'm still just a nerd Ever been left behind Let me hear ya say word
Only thing I love more Than herb is the bird But my luck's kinda fucked It's a wonder that I flirt
But I do and I will 'Cause I'm still just a nerd Ever been left behind Let me hear ya say word
Her name was lb She was an actress I filled up her Spaces like madlibs
Way above average She was just a sad kid So I couldn't help But give the girl my address
She lived in texas Like to get messed up Like to tease the boys So she always got dressed up
Like to get in fights With the truckers at the rest stops She was top notch And her bod was the best part
Fan of mine, summer time Dropping me a line Sounded kinda cute Couldn't help but reply
Chilling in her pool Squinting at the sky Cell phone rings Mc chris says hi
Soon we're talking everyday Flirtin' up a storm Plans to road trip I say word is born
And my mind's set on porn And I think I'm gonna score I get down on all fours Start scrubing all the floors
Then I get all nervous That an accident is imminent Never have a chance to relax And get intimate
Arrives at my drive I sigh, get all shy So we all get all high Walk down to little five
Do a shot, buy some pot Take a seat on the street She's cute and she's nice And she's hot and she's sweet
And she makes the first move 'Cause I'm set on defeat Then I tongue lap her flaps 'Til she snaps and she screams
And she just leaves And I'm kinda relieved No od's, vd's Hearts on my sleeve
Not a stalker just a talker Ass tight as weave Once a newbie now a groupie Double clickin' on me
Only thing I love more Than herb is the bird But my luck's kinda fucked It's a wonder that I flirt
But I do and I will 'Cause I'm still just a nerd Ever been left behind Let me hear ya say word
Only thing I love more Than herb is the bird But my luck's kinda fucked It's a wonder that I flirt
But I do and I will 'Cause I'm still just a nerd Ever been left behind Let me hear ya say word
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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