Ten Year Old lyrics

Song information

Artist: Mc Chris
Album: Knowing Is Half The Hassle

Lyrics

Kid:mc, can I have your autograph? mc: sure kid. I'm in a real hurry. what's your name? kid: it's mikey. mc: ok, mikey. mikey:mc, I hope I have a real high voice like you someday

What's my name? mc
And what do I do? rap
M.d.'s screaming need 50 cc's of mc stat
E.r. staff be freakin' like mariah on the rag
Mc chris squeezin' contents out of tiny plastic bags
It's like hypnotizin' eyes and gettin' digits on the pad
Legs seperate like hyphens because mc's still the mack
Identify the items by the bar code on the tag
Identify the rapper cuz he's knee deep in the vag
I got my glocks cocked
I got my nine's primed
I got my crosshairs locked on kelly lebrock's behind
I got my lungs locked on chemotherapy kind
I got more rhyme than shel silverstein and shakespeare combined

(Chorus)
I sound like a ten year old
Or so i've been told
But you don't need a voice that's low to make the microphone gold
Other's claim that they be midas but they got laryngitis
So wont'cha kick it with the mc with the voice that's the highest
(Higher voice)i said,i sound like a ten year old
Or so i've been told
But you don't need a voice that's low to make the microphone gold
Other's claim that they be midas but they got laryngitis
So wont'cha kick it with the mc with the voice that's the highest
So come on

Mc: here ya go kid. mikey:mc, one more thing. mc: come on I gotta get onstage. mikey: I got a question. mc: what is it? mikey: how'd you get to be such a big star? mc: well, I'm a pretty good fuckin' rapper

What's my name? mc
And what do I do? rock
I'm intimidating jocks
And inseminating socks
I'm infiltrating flocks of fembots
High off that hemlock
Mud wrestling bittie buttocks like ox
Let's knock chucks cuz we can't afford boots
Let's get high aka pull tubes
Don't ask why, just let it all loose
Watch this mike get abused
Watch me change your attitude
Call me gavin, i'm the captain of this carnival cruise
Kathy lee lets me rub my dick on her boobs
Seems tweens in cleavage jeans is many a man's muse
All mc needs is just a bucket of booze
Watch me, blow a load on your butt tattoo
Watch me, come back for seconds like it's chinese food
No one can hear you scream, cuz it's a soundproof room
I'm done, get the fuck out, send in number two!

Repeat chorus

Mikey: um, mc. I got one more question for you. mc:eh, what is it kid? I gotta get onstage. mikey:um, will you be my daddy? mc: yeah, I'll be your daddy. get in the van

What's my name? mc
And what do I do? roll
I'm all up in that shit like it's fuckin camel toe
Olsen twins on my dick like it's a stripper pole
If you're hooked on the shit, my middle name is methadone
So, let's do this quick so no one will ever know
Mc nice got more ice than a fuckin' eskimo
He's not whack nickleback singing songs for michelobe
Jigga man, why you treat me like animal?
At the mall, at the park, rollerink, backyard
Soft hearted bard who makes the hardcore hard
I weigh a buck fiddy, stand 5.5
And when I muff dive, you see the fuckin fur fly
Don't own a celly, my sneakers is my ride
Been disgraced, demoted, I been denied
All my fan mail says someday that i'll get signed
Mc chris, lower case, no dots, rewind

Repeat chorus

[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

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