I've Got A Boner For Christmas lyrics

Song information

Artist: Nerf Herder
Album: My E.P. [Ep]

Lyrics

I've got a boner for christmas

Mend up your stocking hole
Cause this lump ain't ne'er coal
I've got a boner for christmas

Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins
You be the turkey and I'm the stuffing
I've got a boner for christmas

Singin' joy to the world!
To each and every girl
To a-all of your girls
O-oooh

Go!

Oooh, oooh, ooooh
Yeah!
Oooh, oooh, ooooh

Hang up your christmas stockin
And let me put my cock in
I've got a boner for christmas

All year you've been in a rut
This time let's do it in the butt
I've got a boner for christmas

Singing joy to the world
Each and every girl
To a-all of your girls
O-oooh
I've got a boner
O-oooh
For christmas

[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

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