New Boobs lyrics

Song information

Artist: Nofx
Album: Ribbed

Lyrics

Something is lacking, I'm not attracting
My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
I want 36d

I'm not receiving enough affection
Gonna get me a silicon injection
And fulfill my dreams, bust outta my seams

My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man
When I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be

Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction
Is painless and quick, local anesthetic

Now my body is a model of flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection
Wherever I go, but I still don't know

The reason why I can't find a mate
Guys I meet ejaculate
Then leave through the door
I can't take anymore

New boobs- jugs, new boobs- jugs...

[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

"Ribbed" album track list