Trapper Ain't Got A Bird lyrics
Song information
Artist: Peter And The Test Tube Babies Album: Test Tube Trash
Lyrics
Trapper ain't got a bird and we all ain't suprised 'Cos he's really shit ugly and he's got four eyes He aint got big muscles, he's got no hairy chest He has to go to bed at seven and he has to wear a vest
Trappers got no bird, trappers got no bird, trappers got no bird, and don't we know Trappers got no bird, trappers got no bird, trappers got no bird, he's got b.o
He's got no sex appeal and a fucking great big nose He's got really bad breath and his iq's really low He is really very ugly lots of spots and scabs to pick The girls don't' wanna know him 'cos he makes them all feel sick
I only joined the group to attract the other sex To my wonderful body and my huge biceps I am much better looking than any of these three Although they've all got the same problem as me
We ain't got no birds, and we don't care
Oi! now I'm divorced I'll be able to go for loads and loads of birds
Shit one trapper !
I think I'll go down the disco tonight and pick one up
Be alright if its dark !
What a cringe this song is
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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