Bad Babysitter lyrics

Song information

Artist: Princess Superstar
Album: Princess Superstar Is

Lyrics

(C. kirschner, e. meltzer, m. berger)
Produced by dj mighty mi for eastern conference productions. eonic verbal tunes (bmi), 1972unes (bmi), figs.d music, inc. (bmi)/budde music c/o the bicycle music company. concetta music (bmi)

Ok hunny now the name of the restaurant and my cell phone number are on the refrigerator (uhh huh)
Don't be afraid to call if you need anything
Now have josh in bed by 9, 9:30 the latest
There's soda and chips in the kitchen
Atari, dvd player and I think there's some board games in the closet
Oh and one thing, just be good. (ok)

I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour

Babysitting sucks but whatever they got junk food, kung fu, egg fu, dig dug, a dog too
And a hot jew, mr. weintraub, I mean he's old but not dimed out
If I'm bad I'll turn around in the corner for time out
Aight josh what you wanna do? you wanna watch cartoons?
Hbo got platoon, hey get back in the room!
I assume your folks are gonna be out late, go make me kool aid
I'm a sit on the couch and masturbate then call my boyfriend gabe and see if he ate
Spit out my bubbalicious and get to one of them big fridges that could fit 10 midgets
Damn they're rich, hey she left me fifty dishes-bitch!
Let's try on ya mom's minks think she'll miss these chanel links?
In high heels you look like jar jar binks- go play under the sink
(I want my mommy and daddy!) I want your daddy as well
But if you tell, you'll die of sickle cell and god told me you're goin straight to hell
Well if you don't like it I can leave and then you'll be alone believe me that's what the creepy monsters want
Plus I'll be taking your tv
Put on your jammers and don't wet the bed I got a camera
I'll take a picture and show that little girl you like sarah
Oh and one more thing- there's been several mass murderers spotted in the area

I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour

Let's make fluffernutters don't fuckin utter another peep
I'll take the cookie cutter make star cookies outta ya skin while you sleep
Keep still, I gotta check the bathroom cabinet. hey what are these pills?
I'll take the valium josh you take a bag and the tagament
Stop throwin up I'm not paid enough you clean up the rug
Is that fluff? I told you 6 boxes of unmade jell-o was too much
All right kid you gotta go to bed, I know its only 6 but my boy just came over and he wants me to give him head
Sit his bare ass on the couch where you watch small wonder
Next time you see vicky the spot'll be sticky cuz I sucked his dicky and used your mom's cucumber
Don't worry I'll put it back in the frigidaire
Scared? you can have it for supper nice and crisp in the tupperware
No bedtime story, gabe get off you're so horny!
Josh get in bed and freddie krueger might let you see your mom in the mornin
No porn and shut the shade gabe-
One day you'll know how nice it is to get laid while you gettin paid

I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour

O god! they just came back
Jeez mr. w your wife looks bad
Oh it must have been the drink she had, we drunk some artarz, watchtalas ripped off her thong i..
Eww too much information, I need a ride
Oh lets take the benz
That's a cooler car I ever seen
How old are you again? I forget 19?
Uhh ye, psyche in like 4 more years
Oh one time could you please show me one of those nice cheers (woo!)
Have you been working out?
Worked out, here's your house
Do you wanna come in? we just got this awesome new couch
Ouch! stop it girl!
Can't I get a lil peek
Na girl I'll take a raincheck and see yyou next week

I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour. (repeated 4 times)

[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

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