Wiggles & Ritalin lyrics

Song information

Artist: Reckless Kelly
Album: Reckless Kelly Was Here

Lyrics

Lets put on the wiggles & pop a couple ritalin
Papa dont blame mama or tell her how lazy shes been
Its been prescribed by a doctor and the doctor said it aint no sin
So lets put on the wiggles & pop a couple ritalin

Lets put on macgyver & chow a couple xanax bars
I dont need no college counselor to tell me how lucky I are
I lay the blame on the clinic and man its got me this far
Yeah, lets put on macgyver & chow a couple xanax bars

Chorus:

If only dad would have spanked me instead
Of dopin me up and messing with my head
I might have turned out to be a regular guy
But its all that I know and I gotta get high

So lets put on some soul train and snort a little cocaine
Ill chop some lines maybe one at a time till were feeling no pain
Ill bite my tongue till its numb and ill talk till I drive you insane
Yeah, lets put on some soul train and snort a little cocaine

Chorus

So lets put on some scooby doo & smoke a couple doobie doos
Ive been high since I was just a little guy in my underoos
I sit around on my ass smokin grass and watchin classic cartoons
Yeah, lets put on some scooby doo & smoke a couple doobie doos
Yeah, lets put on some scooby doo & smoke a couple doobie doos

[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

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