Older Women lyrics

Song information

Artist: Rodney Carrington
Album: Morning Wood

Lyrics

I like older woman how bout you?
19'S are good to look at
But they're to young for my lovin'
20'S are fun but they're not done
You need to stick 'em back in the oven
At 33 they're divorced and free
But now they hate all men
But at 42 they love to screw!
But wanna get married again!
Ohh I like older woman how bout you?
Hey at 59 they're lookin' fine
But they're still not a winner
But man alive at 65
You get a discount when you take 'em to dinner
At 78 hey they're looking great!
Bending over with their gravy ladle
But if your talking chicks at 86!
You know you're still robbing the cradle!
Yeah I like older woman, the older they are the better!
Gotta take out the teeth to give you a kiss
Or nit you a brand new sweater!
Hey there house smells just like cornbread
Thier hair's a pretty shade of blue
I go insane when they walk with a cane
In othapedic shoes!
Have you ever made love in an afghan?
With all your toes a pokin' through
It's that feeling I get
Lord I swear that make my pecker grow an inch or two!
I like older woman how bout you?!

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"Morning Wood" album track list