Swiss Army Girl lyrics

Song information

Artist: Scatterbrain
Album: Scamboogery

Lyrics

My girl's all a man could want
There ain't no doubt about her
I got a girl and yes indeed-
She's got everything I need
You know I tried the rest
And then I built the best
I built myself a fine machine-
She does more than cook and clean
I know you'd be impressed with my baby, my lady
My swiss army girl

I'm a scientific genius and here's my story
It all came together in my laboratory
I couldn't find a dream girl to become my wife
Then I got this idea from my pocket knife
Now you can call me crazy, dr. frankenstien
But I built myself a girl and she's mine all mine

She's my baby, she's quite a lady
She's my swiss army girl
She's my baby, my handy-dandy lady
She's my swiss army girl

Full of motors, tools, appliances, yeah, I'm no fool
Great in bed or around the house-a handy tool
Got 1,001 uses to suit my needs
She canges into many things with lightning speed
Now you can call me crazy, dr. frankenstien
But I built myself a girl and she's mine all mine

My girl's all a man could wish-
She can even scale a fish
Becomes a wrench, a drill or saw-a soloflex
And so much more
You know I tried the rest, and then I built the best
Swiss army girl for me not you-yodel-odel-a-hee-hoo!

She's my baby, she's quite a lady
She's my swiss army girl
She's my baby, my handy-dandy lady
She's my swiss army girl

[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

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