Punky's Dilemma lyrics

Song information

Artist: Simon And Garfunkel
Album: Bookends

Lyrics

Wish I was a kellogg's cornflake
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies
Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style
Talkin' to a raisin who 'casion'ly plays l.a.
Casually glancing at his toupee

Wish I was an english muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster

I'd ease myself down
Comin' up brown

I prefer boysenberry
More than any ordinary jam
I'm a "citizens for boysenberry jam" fan

Ah, south california

If I become a first lieutenant
Would you put my photo on your piano?
To maryjane--
Best wishes, martin
(Old roger draft-dodger
Leavin' by the basement door)
Everybody knows what he's
Tippy-toeing down there for

[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

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