Bremelo lyrics
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Artist: Sir Mix-A-Lot Album: Swass
Lyrics
Here's a gory kinda story, 'bout an obese freak With a forty inch waist and a ten inch beak Overweight and out of shape with a triple chin Her brassiere strikes fear in the hearts of men
The girls a bremelo The girls a bremelo
Me and terry hopped a ferry, we were lookin swass When a dip hit the ship we were almost tossed It was a big bremelo standing on my toe An enormous jelly-belly tryin' to say hello I was really kinda frightened as she looked my way I tried to run because here buns made the ferry sway To be blunt she was fat and ready for combat On the way to bremerton where the fat is at The girls a bremelo
Let's go!
I'm not fakin' or mistaken' 'bout the big ol' duck She had hairy underarms and a whoppin' gut Her hair was short and wavy, drove my pit bull crazy A bremerton beast chasin' fella's in the navy At the movie she's the feature, the bremerton creature Ya' wear a life jacket if ya ever try and freak her Look at her physique, she ain't my kinda freak The floor creaks when the beast starts reaching her peak The girls a bremelo She's just a bremelo
Change the beat!
You can't ignore the way she snores 'cuz she blows down doors Baby's got the kinda face only a mother adores A big basket ball head, with her ten inch feet Big lips, no hips, with the smell of a beast I couldn't put her in my caddy or my tranny would break I've heard of dirt because of poverty, but she took the cake When it comes to kool-aid©, the girl would drink it in pints Ya go to school for twenty years and ya still in the ninth? Ya just a bremelo Just a bremelo
You big, triple chinned, unattractive duck Ya boyfriend beats freaks up to make a buck Hangin' 'round third & pike on a ten speed bike You could say that I'm a liar, but ya know I'm right Ya talk behind my back because I dropped you flat And ya never take a shower 'cuz ya too damn fat So ya man was smart when he broke your heart Because if mix-a-lot'd cut cha youd'a fell apart Wearing polyester© slacks with elastic in the back You could flatten schwarzenegger in a wrestling match Ya got lips like a character in some cartoon With a pink posterior ya big baboon Ya just a (elephant trumpet) (Elephant trumpet)
Now bremerton's a city right outside of mine Most girls there are ducks but a few are fine But the ones that I speak about, use their face ta catch a trout Vacuum cleaners for a mouth, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout Mud ducks, hockey pucks, drivers of mack© trucks Lame brains, deisel trains, pick them up you have to strain Big butt, crew cut, extra-ordinary gut Big mamma kinda butt, facial hair is kinda rough
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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