You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch lyrics
Song information
Artist: Sixpence None The Richer Album: Collage: A Portrait Of Their Best
Lyrics
You're a mean one, mr. grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel Mr. grinch
You're a bad banana With a greasy black peel
You're a monster, mr. grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul Mr. grinch
I wouldn't touch you, with a Thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole
You're a vile one, mr. grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile Mr. grinch
Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crockodile
You're a foul one, mr. grinch You're a nasty, wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk Mr. grinch
The three words that best describe you Are, and I quote: "stink. stank. stunk."
You're a rotter, mr. grinch You're the king of sinful sots Your heart's a dead tomato splot With moldy purple spots Mr. grinch
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing With the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable Rubbish imaginable Mangled up in tangled up knots
You nauseate me, mr. grinch With a nauseaus super-naus You're a crooked jerky jockey And you drive a crooked horse Mr. grinch
You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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