Flirtin' With Desaster lyrics
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Artist: Tankard Album: Kings Of Beer
Lyrics
Flirtin' with desaster, flirtin', butt mayonaise Flirtin' with desaster, flirtin', it seems it's not my day Flirtin' with desaster, flirtin', I passed some glass Flirtin' with desaster, flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass I drank lots of apple wine last night And now my bowels, they don't feel so right Wet fart! something don't feel right Wet fart! soiled my pants tonight
Flirtin' with desaster, flirtin', butt mayonaise Flirtin' with desaster, flirtin', it seems it's not my day Flirtin' with desaster, flirtin', I passed some glass Flirtin' with desaster, flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass
Lack of control, what else can I say? My rectal dribble leaves a spot that stays Wet fart! no reason or rhyme Wet fart! dinglberry time
Flirtin' with desaster, flirtin', butt mayonaise Flirtin' with desaster, flirtin', it seems it's not my day Flirtin' with desaster, flirtin', ipassed some glass Flirtin' with desaster, flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass
Flirtin' with desaster, flirtin', butt mayonaise Flirtin' with desaster, flirtin', it seems it's not my day Flirtin' with desaster, flirtin', ipassed some glass Flirtin' with desaster, flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass
Now I lessen for you all to hear Don't trust that feeling knocking at your rear Wet fart! I'm not that perplexed Wet fart! you just might be next
Flirtin' with desaster, flirtin', butt mayonaise Flirtin' with desaster, flirtin', it seems it's not my day Flirtin' with desaster, flirtin', ipassed some glass Flirtin' with desaster, flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass Flirtin' with desaster, flirtin', butt mayonaise Flirtin' with desaster, flirtin', it seems it's not my day Flirtin' with desaster, flirtin', ipassed some glass Flirtin' with desaster, flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass
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