Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) lyrics

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Artist: Tenacious D
Album: The Pick Of Destiny

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Beelzeboss (the final showdown)

[Beelz] I am complete!

[Both] fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

[Beelz]
Yes you are fucked! shit out of luck!
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck!
This world will be mine, and you're first in line!
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

[Jb]
Wait! wait! wait!
You muthafucka'!
We challenge you, to a rock-off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off

[Beelz] fuck! fuck! fuck!
The demon code prevents me
From declining a rock-off challenge
What are your terms? what is the ca-ha-hatch?

[Jb] if we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell
And also you will have to pay our rent..

[Beelz] and what if *i* win?

[Jb] then you can take kage back to hell..

[Kg] what?
[Jb] trust me kage, its the only way
[Kg] what the fuck are you talking about?

[Jb] ...to be your little bitch

[Beelz]
Fine!
Let the rock off, begin! hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!

I'm the devil I love metal!

Check this riff, it's fucking tasty!

I'm the devil I can do what I want!
Whatever I 'got I'm 'gonna flaunt!
There's never been a rock-off that I've ever lost!

I can't wait to take kage back to hell!
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel!

[Jb] no! come on kage, bring the thunder!
[Kg] there's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece
[Jb] listen to me
[Kg] he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man!
[Jb] goddamn-it kage!
He 'gonna make you his sex slave, you're 'gonna gargle mayonnaise!-
[Kg] no..
[Jb] -unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam!
[Kg] dude, we've been through so much shit..
[Jb] deactivated lasers with my dick!
[Both] now its time to blow this fucker down!

[Jb] c'mon kage, now it's time to blow doors down
[Kg] I hear you jabels's, now it's time to blow doors down!
[Jb] light up the stage 'cause its time for a showdown!
[Kg] we'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town

[Both] now we've got to blow this fucker down!
[Kg] he's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
[Jb] c'mon kage cuz it's time to blow doors down!
[Kg] oh, we'll pile drive ya, it's time for the smack dowm!

[Jb] hey antichrist-a, beelzeboss!
We know your weakness, our rockin' sauce!
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind!
We will defeat you, for all mankind!

You hold the scepter
We hold the key!
You are the devil
We are the d!

We are the d![16x]
We are the d!!

[Beelz]
You guys are fuckin' lame. come on kage, you're comin with me!
Taste my lightning, fucker!

[Jb] no!

[Beelz]
Ow! fuck!
My fuckin' horn!
Oh no!

[Jb] from whence you came, you shall remain
Until you are, complete again!

[Beelz]
Nooooooo!
Fuck you kage, and fuck you jables!
I'll get you, tenacious d!

[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

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